“The Domino Pizza Wars”

So I hear that the people of Japan never heard of Domino's Pizza before? This is absurd.

We must send our forces to Earth and set up stores there! Multiply our forces!

For the greater good! We must make more pizza stores!! Yeaaaah!

The robots launched themselves into space and flew to Earth.

However upon arrival they were stopped by a force of immovable superiority. It seems to be blocking Earth from outside forces!

You shall not pass!!

This is for the greater good, you must not interfere with us!

Then so be it. You have asked for your inevitable destruction!

And so they brought their fight to the world. And-

A lot of things were destroyed. The war went on for many years until...

Hey...can you two stop fighting already? A lot of people are suffering because there are no ramen and food to eat...

The people were hungry and are dying because of the destroyed restaurants. Without them, the world will be gone soon.

Just then, the Domino Robot leader thought of something...

If they cannot eat...we shall feed them!!!

Let them eat pizza!

And because of these guys, Domino's Pizza is introduced in not only Japan, but also the entire world.

Go home you're drunk bitch

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