Hello! Everynone!,Today we shall make a song contest!Each contestant will sang a song and let's see who win!
Me First! Oh, herro My name is DJ Not Nice I'm here to end the hate, And bring peace between all the Asian race I mean Korean and Chinese? We're all really the same. I mean, we look the same right?
We eat with chopstick? My eyes look like, I'm mad 'cause someone stole my eggroll I'm sad, 'cause my dad, Died fighting for his country's butthole He told me, "Son, who cares what color is your skin?
We're all Asian. Some guyslook like Asians, but they're just Mexicans" Oh, okay!
YOU RACIST!YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED!NEXT CONTESTANT!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, My fans gave to me:
Twelve nuckas, nuckin Eleven fuckin' something Ten crips are cripping Nine strippers, stripping Eight bitches, bitching, Seven hookers, hooking Six free chileans Five spinnin' rims Four big ass blunts
Three fat hoes, Twos tolen cars, And a big old bag of some treeeeee!
WOULD YOU RESPECT ANOTHER RELIGION?!! NEXT CONTESTANT!
This is Seymour Schwartz reporting for WJOO I'm outside the residence of Michael Jackson All these meshuganas are throwing flowers at his house. And what's the big deal? He used to be a handsome black
Celebrities been dying everyday I think it started with the death of Michael Jackson Then that Charlie's Angel, Than Billy Mays
He's in all those commercials, His sales have doubled since he died, I'd like to offer some advice You washed up celebs, You'll have your comeback when you die That's why I'm thinking...
Celebrities, Should commit suicide, yeah! Take your own life, You'll be a legend just like Biggie, Or his buddy, 2Pac, man Biggie, and 2Pac are, The Patrick Swayzes of hip-hop
You should just blow your head off, Like Kurt Cobain, Or that guy, JFK, They shot his ass in the face
KURT COBAIN IS MY FAVOURITE CELEBZ! HOW DARE YOU TAINT HIS NAME!
Jesus.....can anybody sang asong...with a quality?
I Can,just hear....
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed With a word she can get what she came for
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure And you know sometimes words have two meanings In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees And the voices of those who stand looking
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn for those who stand long And the forest will echo with laughter
And it makes me wonder
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on
Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know The piper's calling you to join him Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind
And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll
ooooooooohhhh And she's buying a stairway to heaven
That Was....Wonderful
Congratulations!We Have A Winner!
Thank you!Thank you all!
Moral Message: If you want to make a good song,write the lyrics seriously,dont be racist,and try to make it fell.....Heavenly...
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